This is amazingly fun! I think I could do this forever!
Let's see now...
If King Uther and Abby Scuito had to fight a horde of zombies, would they be able to cooperate and survive?
"Are you quite sure you're not a sorceress?"
"For the umpteenth time, yes! Watch out, there's another one coming!"
*Hurling acid at zombie*
"Because if I find out that you've been using magic to beat these creatures, you will feel my wrath!"
"Fine, whatever! But for now, could you point your wrath at the undead abominations about to eat our brains?!"
*Draws sword*
"Very well. For Camelot!"
"For Gibbs!"
Data and Anthony DiNozzo are getting married. What does Merlin think about this?
"You must be bloody insane!"
"Oh that's rich, coming from the guy who is still mooning over the asshole he works for."
"I do not moon!!"
"Oh that's right, because someone as experienced and mature as you would never ever moon over prince charming. Do I really need to remind you that your show still calls you 'a young boy' in the opening credits?"
"... that was a low blow, Tony."
"Yes well, all is fair in love and war."
"I guess I'll have to wish you two happiness... if I could. But that would be difficult, seeing as you're marrying a... thing with no emotions!"
"That's what emotion chips are for! Besides, haven't you seen the Short Circuit movies? Robots can SO have feelings!"
*Groan*
Nightcrawler and Julian Bashir are trying to buy a present for Prince Arthur: what is it and does Arthur like it?
"What do you get for a prince? Doesn't he already have anything he wants?"
"In my country, ve usually just give money to people like zat. But he is rich too, I suppose... ve are fucked."
"Not neccessarily... the problem with great power, is that you must carry it alone. So... what we need to find him is some company! Some... pleasant company, if you know what I mean."
"I'm... not sure I do... and even if I did, it vould be against my religion to give a gift like zat."
"Hmm. Alright, what if I promise that the company is willing and not bought or in any way coerced?"
"I... guess zat vould be okay."
(A few days later)
Dear Jules and Kurt.
Thank you so much for your lovely surprise. It was much appreciated.
Merlin is a gorgeous figure of a man, a god between the sheets, an excellent manservant and the most powerful warlock the world has ever seen!
Not to mention 'a filthy sneak'! Don't write my letters, Merlin!!
But in any case... thank you! It was my most memorable birthday so far!
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Let's see now...
If King Uther and Abby Scuito had to fight a horde of zombies, would they be able to cooperate and survive?
"Are you quite sure you're not a sorceress?"
"For the umpteenth time, yes! Watch out, there's another one coming!"
*Hurling acid at zombie*
"Because if I find out that you've been using magic to beat these creatures, you will feel my wrath!"
"Fine, whatever! But for now, could you point your wrath at the undead abominations about to eat our brains?!"
*Draws sword*
"Very well. For Camelot!"
"For Gibbs!"
Data and Anthony DiNozzo are getting married. What does Merlin think about this?
"You must be bloody insane!"
"Oh that's rich, coming from the guy who is still mooning over the asshole he works for."
"I do not moon!!"
"Oh that's right, because someone as experienced and mature as you would never ever moon over prince charming. Do I really need to remind you that your show still calls you 'a young boy' in the opening credits?"
"... that was a low blow, Tony."
"Yes well, all is fair in love and war."
"I guess I'll have to wish you two happiness... if I could. But that would be difficult, seeing as you're marrying a... thing with no emotions!"
"That's what emotion chips are for! Besides, haven't you seen the Short Circuit movies? Robots can SO have feelings!"
*Groan*
Nightcrawler and Julian Bashir are trying to buy a present for Prince Arthur: what is it and does Arthur like it?
"What do you get for a prince? Doesn't he already have anything he wants?"
"In my country, ve usually just give money to people like zat. But he is rich too, I suppose... ve are fucked."
"Not neccessarily... the problem with great power, is that you must carry it alone. So... what we need to find him is some company! Some... pleasant company, if you know what I mean."
"I'm... not sure I do... and even if I did, it vould be against my religion to give a gift like zat."
"Hmm. Alright, what if I promise that the company is willing and not bought or in any way coerced?"
"I... guess zat vould be okay."
(A few days later)
Dear Jules and Kurt.
Thank you so much for your lovely surprise. It was much appreciated.
Merlin is a gorgeous figure of a man, a god between the sheets, an excellent manservant and the most powerful warlock the world has ever seen!
Not to mention 'a filthy sneak'! Don't write my letters, Merlin!!
But in any case... thank you! It was my most memorable birthday so far!
Best,
Arthur, Crown Prince.