Favorite fanfic quote of the day

[ladydrace]

ELIM:
You got together? That’s wonderful!

GARAK:
Yes it has been, rather. Although I would say that ‘got together’ is a disputable point now. We’ve been married for six months.

ELIM:
Congratulations. Jay told me he suspected Julian loved you. (Laughs) I bet the honeymoon nearly killed you.

GARAK:
(Blushes slightly) You have NO idea... then again, perhaps you might.

From A Virtual Discussion by Ainzfern. (This makes little sense without first reading at least Alternative Art and perhaps also Alternative Education.)