Fanfic quote of the day

"Doctor, are you trying to seduce me?" Garak asked with a hint of amusement in his voice.

"Yes." Julian whispered, leaning his head against the tailor‘s ridged shoulder.

From The Zipper by Java Green.

Dear Satan... uhm... Santa!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I helped lilyoftheval5see the light (8 points). Last week I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In March I bought porn for pixellle(-10 points). Last Friday I put money in syredronning's expired parking meter (14 points). In September I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Overall, I've been nice (7 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon! Sincerely, lady_drace

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Wow... Santa really DOES know me! And he saw me farting in the elevator... damn. But I'm usually so nice, you see. Buying my friends porn and stuff. (HEY! I should get BONUS points for that!!)