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AAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! Excellent!
I had a hilarious experience today. I was in town running errands, and already feeling kinda drained, when I had to cross a road. As you do, I then watched the cars pass by, waiting for a gap. One car sort of caught my eye, because it was an unusual style, kind of a late 70's/early 90's mixup. So I was probably staring a little bit.
As the driver drew level with me, he turned to face me and... I kid you not...
He took both hands off the steering wheel and made a "boob-grabbing motion" in the air twice, while pouting his lips and nodding at me in a way that clearly said "dat ass". Or in this case: "dem bewbs". And then he was gone.
I froze on the sidewalk and then burst out laughing. It was crude and probably somewhat offensive, but damn, it was brilliant. It made my day so much more fun for a while.
I'd totally date him. LOL.
As the driver drew level with me, he turned to face me and... I kid you not...
He took both hands off the steering wheel and made a "boob-grabbing motion" in the air twice, while pouting his lips and nodding at me in a way that clearly said "dat ass". Or in this case: "dem bewbs". And then he was gone.
I froze on the sidewalk and then burst out laughing. It was crude and probably somewhat offensive, but damn, it was brilliant. It made my day so much more fun for a while.
I'd totally date him. LOL.