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Title: Measuring Up.
Fandom: Avengers.
Pairing: None.
Rating: R.
Word count: 2165
Warnings: Crack! Drunkenness and goofing off.
Feedback: Yes please.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything even remotely related to the Avengers.
Beta:

mithrel Thanks, dear!
Notes: This fic was born because Mithrel and I are clearly pervert twins with minds chronically in the gutter. I'd say blame her, but really, it was a joint effort. She also betaed this, because really, who else should be allowed? The mature rating is strictly due to a massive presence of dicks and a bit of nudity. There's also blink-and-miss Clint/Coulson, but I thought it was too little to merit a tag.
To think, this all started with a spider and a fitness peanut. And I regret nothing!
Summary: The Avengers visit Asgard. Steve seems to be the only one who thinks this might have been a bad idea.

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Current Mood: sleepy
Crossposts: http://lady-drace.livejournal.com/626742.html

Title: 5 Times Dean Was Left Hanging And One Time He Wasn't.
Fandom: Supernatural.
Pairing: Dean/Castiel.
Rating: NC-17.
Word count: 2332
Spoilers: If you know who Castiel is, you're good.
Warnings: None.
Feedback: Yes please.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything even remotely related to Supernatural.
Beta:

mithrel looked it over for me. Thanks!
Notes: Cracky. Very cracky. And smutty. Also vaguely OOC, but the crack seemed worth it.
Summary: It would seem the universe is on a mission to give Dean Winchester blue balls.

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Current Mood: busy
Crossposts: http://lady-drace.livejournal.com/588768.html

I was sitting with Pea on my knee today while having a look around on Tumblr, when I came across this post. When Pea spotted the picture he blurted: "Mommy!" and pointed at the pic. I laughed and then he tried again. "Daddy?" Which of course only made me laugh more. I tried to tell him that it was just some guy, but after a couple of minutes of me trying to explain while still giggling, Pea just looked at the picture, nodded and said: "Daddy." And from then on, that picture was daddy. And I was not allowed to close it or scroll onwards. Pea just sat there looking at it in adoration until he got hungry and food distracted him.

Now I'm torn between giggling from the idea of B in that outfit, and the thought that Pea thinks Misha Collins is his daddy. I wouldn't mind.

Current Mood: amused
Crossposts: http://lady-drace.livejournal.com/577004.html

I had a hilarious experience today. I was in town running errands, and already feeling kinda drained, when I had to cross a road. As you do, I then watched the cars pass by, waiting for a gap. One car sort of caught my eye, because it was an unusual style, kind of a late 70's/early 90's mixup. So I was probably staring a little bit.

As the driver drew level with me, he turned to face me and... I kid you not...

He took both hands off the steering wheel and made a "boob-grabbing motion" in the air twice, while pouting his lips and nodding at me in a way that clearly said "dat ass". Or in this case: "dem bewbs". And then he was gone.

I froze on the sidewalk and then burst out laughing. It was crude and probably somewhat offensive, but damn, it was brilliant. It made my day so much more fun for a while.

I'd totally date him. LOL.

Current Mood: groggy
Current Location: Out of bed.
Crossposts: http://lady-drace.livejournal.com/571344.html

I just opened the door for the take-out delivery guy, only to realize after the door was closed that in the bathroom right behind me, my newly washed sex toys were laid out to dry in plain sight. I can't be sure whether he spotted them or not, but poor guy. I usually try to avoid scarring people for life when they come to my door, but I may just have failed this time around.

Current Mood: amused
Crossposts: http://lady-drace.livejournal.com/552022.html

I had fun with Cleverbot today :oP

And there you have it. Straight from the horse's mouth. Or the internet's. Whichever you prefer. Either way, I am a very happy fangirl. :oP

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Climbing the walls.
Current Music: Due South.

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Entries tagged with lol

New Avengers fic: Measuring Up

New Dean/Cas fic: 5 Times Dean Was Left Hanging And One Time He Wasn't.

ROFL!

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! Excellent!

LOL! Awkward...

LOL! Cleverbot on Due South slash!

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