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People I just cannot slash...
Ok, so my plan was to browse Deviantart for some beautiful m/m-kissing art. That plan quickly morphed into minute after minute of denial as I seem to trip over a lot of pairing I just cannot see slashed tonight. Now, I'm completely prepared to be met with a lot of different fandoms when browsing random slash, but I just seem to be extra lucky tonight.
So! As a service to my f-list, I thought I'd compile a little quick list of characters/fandoms I just cannot slash. I'm all for beautiful boy/boy lovin, but some things just doesn't race my motor and certain things make me go EEEEK!!
The EEEK!:
Ninja Turtles.
I love these guys, and as much as I can imagine any of them being bi/gay or whatever, don't pair them up with each other! Please! They're brothers! Ok, so sometimes I can handle a little sibling-love, but not here!
Transformers:
I haven't even gotten far enough to imagine how on earth their sexlife would work, so the jump to slashing them is too far for me still. (Wouldn't they need a repaint after every fuck? I mean, all the metal scraping? Or...Hmm...)
South Park:
Ew... just.... ew. They're little cardboard CHILDREN! All I'm sayin.
Simpsons:
No reason really. Just makes my skin crawl no matter how you write it.
The Stuff That's not horrible, but not my thing either:
Harry Potter:
Now I love this universe and own all the books. And frankly, I like the characters the way they are. I can live with the occasional Remus/Sirius or Dumbledore/Grindelwald or such. But most of the main chars just fit best in my mind the way they are.
Pirates Of The Caribbean:
I would be willing to admit that Sparrow is open to just about anything, but... I doubt Will Turner is. Don't pair them please. Jack kissing Will just to freak him out would be the major lols, but beyond that... nah.
Ed, Edd and Eddie:
I'm having enough problems just imagining them as 'real' preople...
LOTR:
Hobbits... As funny as I think it is imagining Merry/Pippin or Frodo/Sam as the gay love stories of middle earth, it just doesn't race my motor. I've seen some lovely artwork, I'll admit that any day. But the stories doesn't really catch my fancy. Now the elves on the other hand...
I'm sure there's more, but this is what I just came across browsing deviantart for about half an hour.
So! As a service to my f-list, I thought I'd compile a little quick list of characters/fandoms I just cannot slash. I'm all for beautiful boy/boy lovin, but some things just doesn't race my motor and certain things make me go EEEEK!!
The EEEK!:
Ninja Turtles.
I love these guys, and as much as I can imagine any of them being bi/gay or whatever, don't pair them up with each other! Please! They're brothers! Ok, so sometimes I can handle a little sibling-love, but not here!
Transformers:
I haven't even gotten far enough to imagine how on earth their sexlife would work, so the jump to slashing them is too far for me still. (Wouldn't they need a repaint after every fuck? I mean, all the metal scraping? Or...Hmm...)
South Park:
Ew... just.... ew. They're little cardboard CHILDREN! All I'm sayin.
Simpsons:
No reason really. Just makes my skin crawl no matter how you write it.
The Stuff That's not horrible, but not my thing either:
Harry Potter:
Now I love this universe and own all the books. And frankly, I like the characters the way they are. I can live with the occasional Remus/Sirius or Dumbledore/Grindelwald or such. But most of the main chars just fit best in my mind the way they are.
Pirates Of The Caribbean:
I would be willing to admit that Sparrow is open to just about anything, but... I doubt Will Turner is. Don't pair them please. Jack kissing Will just to freak him out would be the major lols, but beyond that... nah.
Ed, Edd and Eddie:
I'm having enough problems just imagining them as 'real' preople...
LOTR:
Hobbits... As funny as I think it is imagining Merry/Pippin or Frodo/Sam as the gay love stories of middle earth, it just doesn't race my motor. I've seen some lovely artwork, I'll admit that any day. But the stories doesn't really catch my fancy. Now the elves on the other hand...
I'm sure there's more, but this is what I just came across browsing deviantart for about half an hour.
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(Ew... wax-job... that sounds naughty in the bad way, somehow...)