Nothing like a few penis facts to make me giggle.

[ladydrace]

Myth: People can tell whether you masturbate by how your penis looks.

 

Masturbation does not change the appearance of your penis. (It does tend to cause an erection, but that usually goes away when you're finished.)

Grabbed from http://www.jackinworld.com/resources/myths-facts/people-can-tell-whether-you-masturbate-how-your-penis-looks

I laughed. Oh, pervy mind, how I love you.

Also, I still don't have a masturbation icon. That's not right...

Comments

[lonespark.livejournal.com]

Penis, penis, penis!

I really look forward to the day when I won't be required to perform penis inspections on Kid Sparky to make sure he's washing it well enough. I think that's years in the future, though.

[lady-drace.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I hadn't even realized that would be a part of having a little son. I already do "inspections" with his diaper change, but of course I'll have to instruct and inspect later on too. *gulp* Good thing I have a daddy nearby to explain the finer points of peen-washing...