Nothing like a few penis facts to make me giggle.

[ladydrace]

Myth: People can tell whether you masturbate by how your penis looks.

 

Masturbation does not change the appearance of your penis. (It does tend to cause an erection, but that usually goes away when you're finished.)

Grabbed from http://www.jackinworld.com/resources/myths-facts/people-can-tell-whether-you-masturbate-how-your-penis-looks

I laughed. Oh, pervy mind, how I love you.

Also, I still don't have a masturbation icon. That's not right...

Comments

[lonespark.livejournal.com]

Penis, penis, penis!

I really look forward to the day when I won't be required to perform penis inspections on Kid Sparky to make sure he's washing it well enough. I think that's years in the future, though.

[lady-drace.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I hadn't even realized that would be a part of having a little son. I already do "inspections" with his diaper change, but of course I'll have to instruct and inspect later on too. *gulp* Good thing I have a daddy nearby to explain the finer points of peen-washing...

[silkmoth101.livejournal.com]

That is... wise. I never knew that. *breaks down*

Yeah, but at least you have an orgasm icon. :D

[lady-drace.livejournal.com]

All masturbation info is gold! This one is just extra funny. Honestly, some of the myths were just priceless! ROFL!

Masturbation gives you hairy palms. Eh?

[silkmoth101.livejournal.com]

Masturbation gives you hairy palms.

See? Another thing I didn't know. But still... I will just go on shaving my palms.

[lady-drace.livejournal.com]

I never heard that one either... the blindness, though... *polishes coke bottle glasses*

[mithrel.livejournal.com]

They actually mention that in an ep of Supernatural. This kid has powers and he believes all this stuff like joy buzzers can electrocute you, and the boys' motel is in his range and Dean ends up with hairy palms.

Sam's response (after "did not need to see that!)? "You know you can go blind from that too."

[lady-drace.livejournal.com]

*snicker* So, Sam didn't end up blind, then??? He should have... ahem.

I really think I need to give that show one more chance. LOL!

[mithrel.livejournal.com]

You really should. The first season had some stuff that was kinda disturbing, but after that it settles down...well I say "settles down," I mean after season one I was seldom creeped out.

[mrs-picard.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, though - there ARE people who actually BELIEVE these myths???? lol

[lady-drace.livejournal.com]

I guess in very closed societies, you can convince people of the most amazing things. Sadly, though, I doubt people like those will ever have access to such Hellish influences as The Internet, where they can have such myths debunked.

I'll just go ahead and cry for all the people going through life thinking that they're filthy or sinners for giving themselves pleasure. :o(

[mrs-picard.livejournal.com]

Yeah me too. There's nothing more interesting than a guy and his cock having a good time. To me, at least. It's my favorite pornish thing to watch. lol

OH GOD I can't believe I just typed that! LOL

[lady-drace.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'll confess any day that me and my hand have the best times together, sometimes accompanied by various physical aids, but mostly just my smutty mind.

Dammit, I have to go and make that masturbation icon... I think I'm gonna need both a male and female... tricky too, cause I want it to be obvious what's going on, but still relatively SFW. Hmm. *ponders*

Meanwhile, have some Kira and O'Brien butts...

[mrs-picard.livejournal.com]

LOL I dunno, I rarely endulge in that sort of thing. It has gotten "better" in the last few years (ever since I fell in love with Jean-Luc, actually *blush*). It's probably because it always shows me that I lack... well... something. ;) But then, I am not immune to interesting thoughts about Jean-Luc having a good time with himself. I admit as much. ;)

[mithrel.livejournal.com]

BEST. ONE-LINER. EVAR!!!!!

[lady-drace.livejournal.com]

TRUFAX!

[inne-ic.livejournal.com]

He he he he. Tak for et godt grin!!

[lady-drace.livejournal.com]

Det her er sådan set min humor i en nøddeskal. Hihi.