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A few annoying facts about parenthood.
- No matter how well prepared you think you are, you're wrong.
- Time becomes a complete bitch and doesn't even bother to hide anymore how much it slows down or speeds up at the worst possible moments.
- There will be days consisting of nothing but poop, puke and pee with no redeeming features WHAT SO EVER!
- There will always be people who will see it as their duty to point out every single flaw in your parenting methods.
- You will cry. Oh yes. You will cry.
- Time becomes a complete bitch and doesn't even bother to hide anymore how much it slows down or speeds up at the worst possible moments.
- There will be days consisting of nothing but poop, puke and pee with no redeeming features WHAT SO EVER!
- There will always be people who will see it as their duty to point out every single flaw in your parenting methods.
- You will cry. Oh yes. You will cry.