Fanfic quote of the day

The scales look so alive in the glowing light from the wormhole that opens suddenly. Garak's head is thrown back, and his face is shining with utter delight. A strangled sound escapes his lips as Julian moves further down on the sturdy body. Tentatively Julian licks his way down the muscular stomach, watching the display of feelings on the normally so closed-up Cardassian features. A feeling of utter joy centers in Julian's stomach, knowing he can bring his lover to this state…

From Moments In Time by Kira-Nerys.

The Pregnancy Experience [tm]

First of all, it seems some aliens beamed out my pelvis for study and accidentally put it in backwards when they returned it!
Second, it's a never ending cycle of scratching my itchy expanding belly skin, baby tickling from inside, more itching, more tickling and so on and so on.
Third, the waddling walk isn't just for fun. Apparently some hormone or other makes sure that your tendons and joints in your lower body suddenly loosen, so whether you like it or not, waddle you must.
Fourth, lying down is now a whole new adventure in itself. If you don't get it just right, something is bound to hurt.
Fifth. You might think that the greatest hindrance of pregnancy in your sex life is the big belly. WRONG! There comes a point where breathing doesn't work all that well unless you stick to specific positions. None of which are very sex friendly. (Thank god for hand jobs)

I could go on. But I won't. Suffice to say that I'm really starting to look forward to due date.