Fanfic quote of the day

Alas, it never was so simple.  Bashir made some sort of noise akin to disgust and pushed Garak away.  "Please," he slurred.  "I don't like
boys!"

At first, Garak found the remark mostly odd.  Then it became so suddenly funny, an abrupt cry of laughter was torn from his lips. But at last, he knew the painful toll of those words as understanding became clear. "I'm no boy," he tried again, letting himself fall against Bashir. "Perh'ps that's what y'need, Juli'n; you need a man."

This time, Bashir left the chair, leaving Garak sprawled unceremoniously in it. Instead of facing the implications, Bashir merely began to sing on top of his lungs about how he had a little pony.

From Drunken Revelations by BGM / bgmanic