Fanfic quote of the day

"Oh, that reminds me.  Hold the line please."Ok, Obsidian.  Sorry to
keep you waiting, how are things going?"

The new caller's quarters was suddenly filled with the sounds of two
very familiar voices, the Cardassian one in particular was screaming
"Julian! Julian!" in increasingly frantic and louder gasps.

"Well," Dr. Sue returned, "I guess that problem is solved.  Now how
about you?"

"It can wait." Odo replied tonelessly, "Computer, disconnect com
link."

From Dr. Sue's Sex Show by Melissa Jones.

Random squee!

I was just channel surfing today while Pea was snoozing on my arm after his meal, when I landed on an episdoe of Judging Amy. Normally, I like it fine enough to stay there when I find it, but this particular episode turned out to have a bonus! 5 mins after I started watching, who should appear on the screen but the amazing Andrew Robinson?!! Wooo!!

What a way to cheer me up!

G/B smut advice.

I'm working on a G/B fic with Julian as dom. Not really hard BDSM (as I doubt I can even write that) but I do plan on having some smacking/spanking/slapping something or other going on. But here's my dilemma... would Julian use "toys" (paddles, whips, cuffs or whatever) or would he be a hands-on kinda guy in your opinion?

Garak is in my mind above using tools for sex, but Julian is another matter. I think he might like something like gloves (leather/latex or something) for that extra "smack". :oP

Or maybe I'm just lost in my own pervy universe here...

Any opinion would be welcome! Come forth smut-lovers!