Fanfic quote of the day

"It is, as I 
said, an extraordinary object. However, I would have to say that it is 
only the second most beautiful thing I've seen today."

"What would be first?" the doctor asked. puzzled.

He gestured towards the Replimat. "May I tell you about it over lunch?"

From (Five G/B Drabbles) Space Oddity by Charlene Vickers.

Damn. Double Damn.

Well, that sucked.

Hubby and I had a nice quiet dinner, Pea was asleep and all was well. Some intense smooching later, we were in bed getting it on. Since we were both feeling so relaxed and comfortable, we gave anal sex a shot. I haven't been able to relax properly while I've been so ill, so it really was a gamble. It all seemed to be going so well, the pain was managable and I was even getting to that good point where it's really REALLY good, but then, suddenly, I couldn't any longer. Fuck. It was just getting good, damnit!!

Thing is, when I'm not used to anal sex, it takes an awful lot of concentration to keep relaxed. Not sure if this is true for all anal, or just me personally, but if I lose my focus and forget to relax and push back the right way, it hurts. Horribly.

So what did that get me? An hour of hard work, trouble with sitting, a passed out hubby and a whole freakin load of sexual frustration. GAH!!!