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It was beautiful. Or it was a lie, what he thought I wanted to hear. Correctly, it turned out. I couldn't tell. Which made it equally beautiful.

From Dodge by Viridian5.

2009 writing meme

Sorry about this, but the cut just won't work. Blah.

Fics I wrote in 2009:

January
DS9 Drabble: The blue Shirt. (G/B cuteness)
DS9 Drabble: A Quick kiss. (G/B cuteness)
DS9 Songfic: All About Us. (G/B dark themes.) Not actually written in 2009, but posted then.
DS9 Drabble: A Cup of Tea. (G/B cuteness)
DS9 Drabble: Couch Cuddling. (G/B cuteness)
DS9 Drabble: Morning Rush. (G/B cuteness)
DS9 Drabble: Backpain. (G/B cuteness)
DS9 Drabble: Just a Few More Minutes. (G/B cuteness)
DS9 Drabble: Bad Day. (G/B cuteness)
DS9 Drabble: Who did it? (G/B cuteness)
DS9 Drabble: Plot. (G/B cuteness)
DS9 Drabble: Waking Up. (G/B cuteness)

February
DS9 Drabble: Vanity. (G/B cuteness)

March
DS9 Drabble: Cute. (G/B cuteness)
DS9 Drabble: Quarrel. (G/B cuteness)
DS9 Drabble: Admiration. (G/B cuteness)

April
DS9 Fic: Word Gets Around. (G/B pg-13)
DS9 Ficlet: Too Tired. (G/B Silly)
DS9 Drabble: Sick. (G/B cuteness)
DS9 Drabble: Bathtime. (G/B cuteness)
DS9 Fic: Dutiful Attention. (G/B rated R)

May
None this month, but I was giving birth, so I think I'm excused. ;o)

June
None here either... Hey! I had an infant to take care of!

July
DS9 Drabble: Big Medicine. (G/B cuteness)
DS9 Drabble: Opinions. (G/B cuteness)

August
Chapter 16 of Through The Fog posted. (X-Men Evolution)
Merlin Drabble: Contrast. (A/M Rated PG)

September
DS9 Drabble: Scabs and Scales. (G/B cuteness)
Chapter 17 of Through The Fog posted. (X-Men Evolution)
Merlin Fic: Self Gratification. (A/M Rated NC-17)
Chapter 18 of Through The Fog posted. (X-Men Evolution)

October
Chapter 19 and Epilogue of Through The Fog posted. (X-Men Evolution) Final word count: 34.573!!
Merlin Ficlet: Man In Tights. (A/M Rated NC-17)
Merlin Ficlet: Five Seconds. (A/M rated PG-13)
Merlin Ficlet: Up Against the Wall. (A/M rated NC-17)
DS9 Fic: Hacking Odo. (O/K rated PG)

November
Merlin Ficlet: Chafed. (A/M Rated NC-17))
DS9 Drabble: Chilled. (G/B cuteness)
DS9 Drabble: Endearments. (G/B cuteness)
Merlin Fic: Personalized Service. (A/M Rated NC-17)
Merlin Fic: Not A Perfect World. (A/M Rated PG)

December
DS9 Fic: Anatomy Lesson. (G/B Rated R)
Merlin Ficlet: Filthy. (A/M Rated R)
X-Men fic: So Be Good (T/K Rated PG-13)

Stats
All fics: 16.
(Not counting the drabbles.)
DS9 Garak/Bashir Fics: 5
X-Men fics: 2, but 1 of them was a MONSTER!
Slash Fics: 15
Het Fics: 1

Total Word Count for 2009: 27.190

My longest finished story in 2009: Through the Fog at 34.573 words. (!!!)

My favorite story this year (of my own):
Dutiful Attention. Yeah.

My best story this year:
Five Seconds gave me the best feedback EVER.

Story most tragically underappreciated by the universe, in my opinion:
Anatomy Lesson. I dunno, I guess my head just exploded from hawtness when I wrote it and people seemed WAY too calm about it.

Most fun story:
Too Tired. Quick and silly.

Most sexy story:
Probably just me and my kink, bu Self Gratification makes me melt.

Story with single sexiest moment:
Personalized Service. Merlin shooting his load over Arthur's back is just... *fans self*

Most unintentionally *telling* story:
Filthy. O hai thar, new kink o' mine!

"Holy crap, that's wrong, even for you" story:
I doubt this point even really applies to me...

Story that shifted my own perceptions of the characters:
Not a Perfect World. Before this, my mental Arthur was more... uhm... closed off.

Hardest story to write:
Dutiful Attention. Yeah, YOU try and write a Garak stripteast without getting tacky!

Worst story:
Word Gets Around. Funny to write and one of the most nagging bunnies I've ever had. Didn't turn out as good as it could have, though.

Easiest story to write:
Five Seconds. They did it all by themselves. I just had to write it down fast enough.

Story I’d like to revise:
Through the Fog. The first half reflects really obviously that I was a much worse writer when I started it. It needs some work. Sometime. When I bother.

Story I didn’t write but will at some point, I swear:
Err... I'm really hoping to finish some of my longer G/B fics. I'M WORKING ON IT! I SWEAR!!

Meme thingy...

If you had me alone, locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you have me do?

Then, repost this in your LJ. You might be surprised with the responses you get.