Dear in-laws...

STOP THE HELL WITH THE CLEANING OF MY STUFF!!

Jeez! You're like Jehova's Witnesses! One foot in the door and I'm screwed! I had a nervous breakdown right in front of your eyes over your cleaning frenzy, so how hard can it be to fucking LEAVE IT ALONE!?? DO NOT CLEAN MY HOME/STUFF/ANYTHING!!!!

Sexy meme fun!

Grabbed from twisting_fate9 

1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely sex it up with.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might do after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of.
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. Add three more guys to the list.

1. Russell Howard ?
2. Criss Angel ?
3. Robert Pattinson
4. Jeffrey Dean Morgan?
5. Hugh Jackman
6. Brad Pitt
7. Jared Padalecki
8. Taylor Lautner ?
9. Jackson Rathbone ?
10. Robert Downey Jr.
11. Jared Leto
12. Adam Gontier ?
13. Chris Kane ?
14. Michael Welch ?
15. Jensen Ackles
16. Michael Shanks
17. Misha Collins
18. Ryan Reynolds
19. Andrew-Lee Potts ?
20. Lee Pace ?
21. David Tennant
22. John Krasinski ?
23. Rupert Grint
24. Justin Chambers ?
25. Patrick Dempsey
26. Scott Patterson ?
27. Matt Czuchry ?
28. Ed Westwick ?
29. Jim Parsons ?
30. Mark Salling ?
31. Andy Samberg ?
32. Chace Crawford ?
33. Gaspard Ulliel ?
34. Bradley James
35. Colin Morgan
36. Joseph Gordon-Levitt ?

37. Christian Bale
38. Alexander Siddig
39. Jude Law

Look at all those question marks...who the hell are all these people?!

Fanfic quote of the day

"Julian?  Oh, Julian, where are you?"

From Hide and Seek by Slasherfem.