OMG ew...

Saw a fandom secret about a movie called The Human Centipede. And because I'm curious to the point of stupidity, I googled it.

Now I feel like throwing up.

I mean, it's obviously meant as some sort of ironic statement about horror films but gawd. I feel like I'm about to puke.

Why did I look? GOOD GOD, WHY??!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

To the amazing and lovable prelocandkanar !



And check your email, sweetie! *smooch*

Fanfic quote of the day

If he needs a runabout, I'll steal one for him. If he needs a hostage, hey who would be a better hostage than a Starfleet medical officer? And if he needs to be surgically altered, I can make him look like a Tribble if need be.

From A Man with a Surgical Mask by Rimau.