HOLY MOLEY!
Sep. 13th, 2011 07:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
One of the few good things about not really being able to get out of bed all day is that every now and then you have an EPIC dream!
In my dream I (well not me, per se. I looked different. But who cares.) had been to a party, came home late and was all wired up. For some reason, me and my family(?) had only one room and one bed, so I danced around in the dark for a bit, trying to calm myself down, before I had to crawl into bed with... some more people. I'm not entirely sure how many, just that the bed was huge and there were several people in it.
I finally gave up trying to wind down and crawled into bed. I ended up next to Ralph Fiennes(!), but it the dream, this was perfectly normal. Being still totally wired, I decided to try and rub one off before going to sleep. Of course, as such things go, I woke up Ralph, who of course realized what I was doing. I was all embarrassed for about two seconds, because he just gave me a hot look and said "Hold onto your hat" and then he stuck his hand down my pants and finished me off.
No wonder he told me to hold on to my hat, because my HEAD FUCKING EXPLODED it was THAT good!
I need cigarettes now. Plural. Good god.
In my dream I (well not me, per se. I looked different. But who cares.) had been to a party, came home late and was all wired up. For some reason, me and my family(?) had only one room and one bed, so I danced around in the dark for a bit, trying to calm myself down, before I had to crawl into bed with... some more people. I'm not entirely sure how many, just that the bed was huge and there were several people in it.
I finally gave up trying to wind down and crawled into bed. I ended up next to Ralph Fiennes(!), but it the dream, this was perfectly normal. Being still totally wired, I decided to try and rub one off before going to sleep. Of course, as such things go, I woke up Ralph, who of course realized what I was doing. I was all embarrassed for about two seconds, because he just gave me a hot look and said "Hold onto your hat" and then he stuck his hand down my pants and finished me off.
No wonder he told me to hold on to my hat, because my HEAD FUCKING EXPLODED it was THAT good!
I need cigarettes now. Plural. Good god.