Weird 'have you ever' meme.

[ladydrace]

100 "have you ever"s. Stolen from xiilnek . Because I love answering pointless questions about myself, even when the so called questions make you wonder if the creator of this thing is from some sort of grammar-drained land...

1. Made out for more than 3 minutes?
- Oh yeah!

2. Slept in a different bed?
- Disregarding the weirdness of this question, I'll just settle for saying I've slept in many different beds.

3. Made out in a movie theatre?
- And miss the movie??? Are you insane???

4. Made out with 2 different people in one night?
- Ehrm... does it count that some perfect stranger asked me to marry him about half an hour before making out with the guy I was there with?

5. Thought your cousin was hot?
- Not 'hot' no. However when I found out it was legal to marry your cousin, I did consider marrying him. I was about 5.

6. Been in love?
- Still am.

7. Slept?
- It has happened on occasion, yeah.

8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex?
- Best kind of shower there is!

9. Gone over the speed limit?
- Probably not. I drive like a granny.

10. Painted your room?
- Yeah. More rooms on more occasions than I care to remember.

11. Drove a car?
- No I drive like a granny on a 3-wheel bicycle. /end rant.

12. Danced in front of your mirror?
- Oh yeah, I had a great future as a belly dancer all planned out when I was about 8 years old.

13. Gotten a hickey?
- Yup.

14. Been dumped?
- Only ever had one partner and he hasn't dumped me yet. Now, if you asked about rejected... then we would be talking!

15. Stole money from a friend?
- Errr. No. All of my friends are as broke as I am. What would I steal?

16. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
- It's called a cab ride. Contrary to popular belief, I do not know all taxi drivers in the world.

17. Been in a fist fight?
- Fist fight, no. Bitch-slap fight, yes. And I won.

18. Snuck out of your house?
- No. When I lived with my mum, there was no way of accomplishing that, and in my own house? Why on earth would I?

19. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
- Oh yeah. I had a new oblivious sweetheart every week as a teen.

20. Been arrested?
- Nope. Not only my driving is granny-like.

21. Made out with a stranger?
- Not a stranger per se.... I 'did' meet the guy a few hours earlier...

22. Left your house with out telling your parents?
- If I had to call my mum every time I left my house, I think she'd get fed up very fast. But in my childhood, sure. With 3 kids, you don't wanna know every time one of them exits or enters.

23. Had a crush on your neighbor?
- Nope. Although our neighbour where I grew up had a huge crush on my mum...

24. Ditched school to do something more fun?
- Why would I? School IS fun!

25. Slept in a bed with a member of the same or opposite sex?
- Both, yes. My sister, my half brother, my grandma, my cousin, my mum and stepdad, a few select friends and my husband. Not all at once! Pervie...

26. Seen someone die?
- No, thank god. And I hope I'll never have to.

27. Been on a plane?
- Nope. Hoping to try that in december.

28. Kissed a picture?
- *blush* Yeah...

29. Slept in until 3?
- Yeah at some point. Don't remember when.

30. Love someone or miss someone right now?
- Love my hubby, but he's right next to me, so I guess I'd be having serious seperation issues if I missed him now.

31. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
- Watched clouds, yeah.

32. Made a snow angel?
- Lots! Only, with my body volume, they tend to end up looking like the Michelin Man.

33. Played dress up?
- Yeah baby! And I still love to do so every chance I get!

34. Cheated while playing a game?
- Only when I play against the computer. It doesn't deserve to win...

35. Been lonely?
- Hasn't everybody?


36. Fallen asleep at work/school
- In school, yeah. But I was sick, so it doesn't count, dammit!

37. Been to a club?
- Yup

38. Felt an earthquake?
- Nope. Earthquakes in my part of the world can't even make water quiver.

39. Touched a snake?
- Held a really pretty one once. It kept trying to crawl into my armpit, sending me into hyterical fits of giggles. I'm very ticklish.

40. Ran a red light?
- Nuh uh. Granny, you see.

41. Been suspended from school?
- *LE GASP* Moi???? Teacher's pet??? NEVAH!

42. Had detention?
- See above.

43. Been in a car?
- Now we're back with the 3-wheel bicycle...

44. Hated the way you look?
- No. Been unhappy with my clothes, but generally, I like the way I look.

45. Witnessed a crime?
- Every day I witness at least 50 traffic violations... and I think everybody does the same if they venture out into the world.

46. Been lost?
- Pfft, me? Of course not... erhm... Ok, fine. I couldn't find my own head if it wasn't attached.

47. Been to the opposite side of the country?
- This is Denmark. A bicycle ride will take you to the other side of the country...

48. Felt like dying from embarrassment?
- Lots of times... And no, I bloody well will NOT elaborate!

49. Cried yourself to sleep?
- Kinda, yeah.

50. Sang karaoke?
- Not really, no.

51. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
- Yup. It was probably eating something I wanted to save for later.

52. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose?
- Yeah. Milk looks spectacular...

53. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
- Yeah. best thing to do in winter.

54. Kissed in the rain?
- Yup

55. Sung in the shower?
- Occasionally

56. Had a dream that you married someone?
- If I did, I don't remember.

57. Played getting married?
- Don't think so... I did marry my barbie dolls and teddy bears on a ragular basis when I was a kid.

58. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
- To... a... flagpole? How is that possible? Maybe it's a Danish thing, but here, flagpoles are always made of wood.

59. Ever gone to school partially nude?
- No... I doubt the rest of the world would appreciate that.

60. Been a ?
- A question mark? No, but I did have an awesome costume once at halloween. I was a scary nurse with blood all over!

61. Sat on a roof top?
- No... vertigo. *gulp*

62. Didn't take a shower for a week?
- Yeah. But only when I have no human contact planned. I won't expose innocent people to my ripeness.

63. Ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?
- I don't watch scary movies a lot. And if I do, I certainly don't want anyone else around to taunt me with my girly screams if I see something really scary.

64. Played chicken?
- No. Thankfully, I have never felt the urge to gamble with my life like that.

65. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
- No. Not that people haven't tried. I'm just too heavy. Mwahaha.

66. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
- No. but lots of complete strangers have apparently taken it upon themselves to inform me just how fat I am.

67. Broken a bone?
- Not any of my own. Chicken bones and fish bones and such.

68. Been easily amused?
- Make a fart noise. That should answer your question.

69. Laugh so hard you cry?
- Yeah

70. Cheated on a test?
- Hello!? Teacher's pet!

71. Forgotten someone's name?
- Yeah a few times.

72. Blacked out from drinking?
- No. I tend to stop before I get sick all over myself or others, or before that blackout thing.

73. Played a prank on someone?
- No. I'm not a prank kinda gal.

74. Gone to a late night movie?
- It's Denmark. There no such thing as late night movies.

75. Made love to anything not human?
- My red dildo has seen a lot of love, yeah

76. Failed a class?
- Yeah. My math oral in high school.

77. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat?
- Errr... like what? If I'm not supposed to eat it, I really try not to.

78. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours?
- Is the PC an instrument?

79. Cheated on a girlfriend/boyfriend?
- Nope.

80. Did you celebrate the 4th of July?
- This is Denmark. 4th of July means bopkiss to us...

81. Thrown strange objects?
- I guess that depends on how you look at it. Is a ball strange?

82. Felt like someone?
- *brainfart*

83. Thought about running away?
- Yeah, kinda.

84. Ran away?
- I decided not to.

85. Had detention and not attend it?
- TEACHER'S PET!!!

86. Made parents cry?
- Not me. My sister does it on a regular basis, though.

87. Cried over someone?
- I guess so.

88. Owned more than 5 sharpies?
- What are sharpies? I suppose it's a writing tool of some sort, and those I have plenty of. From where I'm sitting I see at least 50 pencils, about 10 pens, and a load of colored water based coloring markers.

89. Dated someone more than once?
- Errr... I never really dated. Got together with my husband and never really parted from him again.

90. Have a dog?
- Not right now, no. I have had several over the years, though.

91. Own an instrument?
- A flute. I did own a banjo once. And hubby has 2 guitars.

92. Been in a band?
- Not a 'band' as such. But I did get to lead sing at a choir festival thing once.

93. Drank 25 sodas in a day?
- *burp* Gawd, no.

94. Broken a cd?
- Yeah. But only on purpose.

95. Shot a gun?
- No. granny syndrome strikes again.

96. Been on myspace for more than 5 hours?
- I think the longest I've ever been on myspace has been something like 5 mins.

98. Have a major crush on someone right now?
- yeah. I'm married to the guy.

99. Have a religion?
- Not an officially recognized one, no.

100. Thought about what people would say at your funeral?
- Something nice I would hope.

Comments

[bibsy-bebs.livejournal.com]

5. Thought your cousin was hot?
- Not 'hot' no. However when I found out it was legal to marry your cousin, I did consider marrying him. I was about 5.

Awwww! Your answers to these things are always so cute.

*steals meme*

[lady-drace.livejournal.com]

I was such a cute kid you won't believe it. Random people on the street would buy me candy when my mum passed with me in the babycarriage.

I was THAT cute.

[nerdboyout.livejournal.com]

I got down a few questions and immediately stopped reading. It's not that I'm not interested in your answers, it's just that the questions themselves were obnoxious. I have never showered with a member of the opposite sex, nor do I want to, thank you very much. Stupid heterosexist quiz.

[lady-drace.livejournal.com]

Oh I know. These questions are really strange... and I suspect, written by a 13-year old, since sneaking out without telling mom seems to be a major concern. Hehehe.

But it was fun finding ways to answer questions that make no sense.

[xiilnek.livejournal.com]

What are these cars of which the author speaks? I thought we all got 'round with bicycles...

I did not know flagpoles in Denmark were wooden! Neato! And yeah, Sharpies are a brand of permanent marker.

[lady-drace.livejournal.com]

I actually hugged a flagpole once, because I thought it was lonely. I was very drunk...

[lady-rilwen.livejournal.com]

Hee. I like your answers. For the funeral thing, I'd have to mimic a comedian. My ideal:
"Look, she's moving!"

[lady-drace.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. Nice one!