Quick game before bedtime.
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She gave me:
Guys:
Spock
Van Helsing
Sisko
Gals:
Dr. Crusher
Wonderwoman
Ezri Dax
First the boys:
Marry: Spock! Because he's made of awesome and I would never ever want to share him with anyone. And this way I can shag him too. Oh yes... Pon Farr me please... *Rawr*
Shag: Van Helsing! Because he's hawtness! But I suspect marrying him would be rough. He's always out hunting vampires and stuff. No, I think I'll stick to some wild monkey sex and then let the air-headed princesses in high heels have him.
Kick off a cliff: I'm sorry Sisko. I really do like you and you're cool. But your shouting gives me a headache and sometimes you overact just a tad too much.
The ladies! (ARGH! This one is HARD!)
Marry: Wonder Woman. I mean damn, I couldn't just have a one-nighter with her. If I bagged her I would SO hang on to her. Being married to a superhero aint easy but MAN the sex must be awesome! Not to mention having someone to do your heavy lifting. And have you SEEN her figure??? Wonder Woman indeed. *drools*
Shag: Beverly Crusher. And this is only because she's a readhead. Red hair has always been a turn on for me. But it would really only be a one night thing... (
Out of the airlock: Ezri Dax: GET AWAY FROM ME!!! You poke and prod people whether they like it or not and you are so frail one can only wonder how the hell you're supposed to help other people with THEIR mental problems! Not to mention what a poor substitute for Jadzia you are! I despise you woman! Begone!!