The short short short version.

Pea had a blast at daycare today. I still have the plague. Drugs. I need druuuuuugs. *sips tea instead*

Nothing like a few penis facts to make me giggle.

Myth: People can tell whether you masturbate by how your penis looks.

 

Masturbation does not change the appearance of your penis. (It does tend to cause an erection, but that usually goes away when you're finished.)

Grabbed from http://www.jackinworld.com/resources/myths-facts/people-can-tell-whether-you-masturbate-how-your-penis-looks

I laughed. Oh, pervy mind, how I love you.

Also, I still don't have a masturbation icon. That's not right...