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ladydraceThe Music meme:
Pick a band/artist, and answer the questions using titles from their songs:
1. Choose a band/artist:
Weird Al Yankovic.
2. Describe yourself:
Girls Just want to Have Lunch.
3. How do some people feel about you:
White and Nerdy.
4. How do you feel about yourself:
Why Does this always Happen to Me?
5. Describe where you want to be:
Albuquerque
6. Describe how you live:
Good Enough for Now.
7. Share a few words of Wisdom:
Dare to be Stupid
8. Now say goodbye:
The Check's in the Mail.
Another (slightly weird) meme.
If you could have been born and grown up somewhere else, where would that have been?
Erm... In a land of myth and a time of magic?
If there were no laws, which (former) crime would be the first you'd commit?
Public nudity. Mwahahahaaaa. (Hey, Facebook told me this was my crime!!)
If you could know anything about your future, what would it be?
It would be nice to know if things are going to get better. No details, please. Just a general yes or no would do nicely.
Owing to a peculiar concatenation of events, you are the wealthiest person in the world, and the latter will end in 24 hours. Money being no object, and saving the world being impossible, what would you do during that last day?
I'm guessing no funny solutions like escaping the planet are allowed here? In that case, I guess I'd get myself disgistingly drunk, have lots of sex with gorgeous people and dress myself in huge, amazing outfits. Did anyone say orgy?
If you could hunt down one childhood tormentor (whether it be bully, tattletale, mean teacher, or friend's mother who hated you for no good reason) and exact revenge upon them in some spectacular, prankish fashion without worry of consequences, who would you choose, and what would you do to him/her?
I have three major ones. The first one, I would want to cast a spell on (like in Shallow Hal) so that she would look as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside. The two others I would put on live TV and dump in manure or something. If it was a perfect world, I would be thin, beautiful, succesful, rich and have a beautiful family, while they would be drug addicts and prostitutes. (Yes, I hate them THAT much.)
If you could have any one superpower, what would it be?
I would love to be able to show people how other people see them. (And myself).
If you could punch any one person from any point in history, who would you pick?
Hitler. And a punch wouldn't do it. A good kick in the nuts and a pineapple stuffed up his ass... that would be more like it.
If you were given the opportunity to live another life, what kind of life would you like to have?
I would want to be a rich noblewoman from the days of Jane Austen.
If you could alter history in one specific place, where would it be, and why?
Mammoths would still be around.
Assuming you (or a group of friends) conquer Earth, which section(s) of the planet would you personally desire, and why?
Somewhere with lots of snow. Alaska, maybe? Switzerland?
If you could, with no repercussions, subject anyone you wanted to one day of utter and complete torture, who would you choose, why would you choose them, and what would you do to them? Conversely, if you could give anyone you wanted (other than yourself) one day of perfect happiness, who/why/what would you choose?
My three childhood tormentors should be forced to live a day in my shoes. It's their fault I'm like this, after all.
I'd give my hubby a perfect day. He really deserves it.
They want to make your life into a Cartoon. Which graphic artist do you want to draw it?
Jin Wicked.
Movie adaptations of books - heinous, evil and always disappointing or perfectly acceptable?
Acceptable. Occasionally awesome.
What one song brings up the strongest emotion (negative or positive) for you?
Here comesthe Sun - The Beatles. Always make me either cry or smile.
If you had the choice to live in any fictional world, as in transposed into a book, which one would it be? Please explain why.
Either the Harry Potter books or somewhere with dragons.
Batman or Superman?
Batman is my favorite, but Superman is also way awesome.
What fictional character do you most identify with and why?
No clue. At all. Are there any fictional characters out there who are depressed, daydreaming writers, with a few pounds too many and a baby keeping them up at night?
Pick a band/artist, and answer the questions using titles from their songs:
1. Choose a band/artist:
Weird Al Yankovic.
2. Describe yourself:
Girls Just want to Have Lunch.
3. How do some people feel about you:
White and Nerdy.
4. How do you feel about yourself:
Why Does this always Happen to Me?
5. Describe where you want to be:
Albuquerque
6. Describe how you live:
Good Enough for Now.
7. Share a few words of Wisdom:
Dare to be Stupid
8. Now say goodbye:
The Check's in the Mail.
Another (slightly weird) meme.
If you could have been born and grown up somewhere else, where would that have been?
Erm... In a land of myth and a time of magic?
If there were no laws, which (former) crime would be the first you'd commit?
Public nudity. Mwahahahaaaa. (Hey, Facebook told me this was my crime!!)
If you could know anything about your future, what would it be?
It would be nice to know if things are going to get better. No details, please. Just a general yes or no would do nicely.
Owing to a peculiar concatenation of events, you are the wealthiest person in the world, and the latter will end in 24 hours. Money being no object, and saving the world being impossible, what would you do during that last day?
I'm guessing no funny solutions like escaping the planet are allowed here? In that case, I guess I'd get myself disgistingly drunk, have lots of sex with gorgeous people and dress myself in huge, amazing outfits. Did anyone say orgy?
If you could hunt down one childhood tormentor (whether it be bully, tattletale, mean teacher, or friend's mother who hated you for no good reason) and exact revenge upon them in some spectacular, prankish fashion without worry of consequences, who would you choose, and what would you do to him/her?
I have three major ones. The first one, I would want to cast a spell on (like in Shallow Hal) so that she would look as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside. The two others I would put on live TV and dump in manure or something. If it was a perfect world, I would be thin, beautiful, succesful, rich and have a beautiful family, while they would be drug addicts and prostitutes. (Yes, I hate them THAT much.)
If you could have any one superpower, what would it be?
I would love to be able to show people how other people see them. (And myself).
If you could punch any one person from any point in history, who would you pick?
Hitler. And a punch wouldn't do it. A good kick in the nuts and a pineapple stuffed up his ass... that would be more like it.
If you were given the opportunity to live another life, what kind of life would you like to have?
I would want to be a rich noblewoman from the days of Jane Austen.
If you could alter history in one specific place, where would it be, and why?
Mammoths would still be around.
Assuming you (or a group of friends) conquer Earth, which section(s) of the planet would you personally desire, and why?
Somewhere with lots of snow. Alaska, maybe? Switzerland?
If you could, with no repercussions, subject anyone you wanted to one day of utter and complete torture, who would you choose, why would you choose them, and what would you do to them? Conversely, if you could give anyone you wanted (other than yourself) one day of perfect happiness, who/why/what would you choose?
My three childhood tormentors should be forced to live a day in my shoes. It's their fault I'm like this, after all.
I'd give my hubby a perfect day. He really deserves it.
They want to make your life into a Cartoon. Which graphic artist do you want to draw it?
Jin Wicked.
Movie adaptations of books - heinous, evil and always disappointing or perfectly acceptable?
Acceptable. Occasionally awesome.
What one song brings up the strongest emotion (negative or positive) for you?
Here comesthe Sun - The Beatles. Always make me either cry or smile.
If you had the choice to live in any fictional world, as in transposed into a book, which one would it be? Please explain why.
Either the Harry Potter books or somewhere with dragons.
Batman or Superman?
Batman is my favorite, but Superman is also way awesome.
What fictional character do you most identify with and why?
No clue. At all. Are there any fictional characters out there who are depressed, daydreaming writers, with a few pounds too many and a baby keeping them up at night?
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Date: 2009-12-02 10:08 pm (UTC)Public nudity? I approve. Muahahaha.
I wonder how many people have put 'sex' in their answer to that 'last 24 hours' thing. *laughs*
That's a really interesting superpower... I'd want it to be used on me, though it might not make me happy. It would definitely be informative.
Hitler+Pineapple? That was a great movie... (Yay for South Park being creative.)
I'd like to be a rich noblewoman in the Austen era too...
Why mammoths?
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Date: 2009-12-02 10:15 pm (UTC)Hitler+Pineapple was used in South park too? I got it from Little Nicky! LOL!
Mammoths. Because Mammoths are AWESOMESAUCE!! Furry elephants!!
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Date: 2009-12-03 12:51 am (UTC)THEY ARE I AGREE.
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Date: 2009-12-03 11:24 pm (UTC)no subject
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