Ask them anything!

[ladydrace]

Because clearly, all those thing I need to do aren't half as important as a good meme!!

Grabbed from blossommorphine 

1) Make a list of fifteen characters first, and keep it to yourself for the moment.

2) Ask your flist to post questions in the comments. For example: 'One, nine and fifteen are chosen by a prophecy to save the world from four. Do they succeed?', 'Under what circumstances might five and fourteen fall in love?', 'Which character on the list would you most want on your side in a zombie invasion?'

3) After your flist has asked enough questions, round them up and answer them using the fifteen characters you selected beforehand, then post them.

On my list are characters from these fandoms: Star Trek, Merlin, NCIS, X-Men Evolution.

Comments

[taricalmcacil.livejournal.com]

What if 1, 2, 7, and 14 found out that a friend of theirs was experimented on?

How would 3 and 9 react if their plane pilots both ate teh seafood dish and were incapacitated by it?

What are 6 and 12 going to do about thtat intergallactic missle speeding towards Earth?

If 8 and 13 were given morphing powers, would they be able to save the world from a yeerk invasion?

If 15 and 11 were to become evil henchmen, what would drive them to it?

[mithrel.livejournal.com]

If 8 and 13 were given morphing powers, would they be able to save the world from a yeerk invasion? OMG Animorphs! I loved that series, but I never actually finished it.

[taricalmcacil.livejournal.com]

So did I! I never got to finish it either, think I read through book 40. I've seen the entire TV series though.

[mithrel.livejournal.com]

I got to 47 before giving up, although I know basically what happens. And the TV series sucked.

[taricalmcacil.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know what happens. And I agree, the tv series was awful. Though, Jake was hot. I just remember being really mad that they totally changed the plot for meeting Ax, because that was my favorite book.

[mithrel.livejournal.com]

Me too, but I'd rather they did that than some hokey underwater whatever. And I'm gonna stop spamming someone else's journal now. *g*

[lady-drace.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, those are some interesting questions! You'll have to forgive me for the yeerk thing... I never read animorphs.

Ok, so...

What if Merlin, Arthur, Data, and Ziva found out that a friend of theirs was experimented on?

(I'm going to assume you mean a friend they have in common.)

"That is IT, I am going to cut him like a fish!"

"Ziva, that's 'gut' him like a fish. But in my humble, royal opinion, I do think you have a point. I think a rescue mission is in order. Merlin! My crossbow!"

"Yes, sire. " *hands Arthur crossbow and roasts mad scientist with a spell*

"Merlin, you idiot! 'I' was about to kill him!"

*Ziva growls* "As was I!"

"Who cares, he's dead and now we can rescue... hey, where is she??"

*Data carrying off friend*

"I will never truly understand the strangeness of humans."


How would Kilgarrah (AKA. Slash Dragon) and Nightcrawler react if their plane pilots both ate teh seafood dish and were incapacitated by it?

*Kilgarrah humming to himself as he flies alongside the airplane*

"Vould you get your big scaly ass in here, and help me save these people??!"

"I will not, it is not my destiny."

*Bitching in German*


What are Bashir and DiNozzo going to do about that intergallactic missle speeding towards Earth?

"If I recallibrate the runabout to eject the warp core in its path, we might just be able to save earth!! Quick, hit that button- what are you doing?!"

*Fiddling with replicator* Wow, this is so Star Trek! 'To boldly go where no man has gone before'! Of course, they had to change that intro because of the chauvinist wording and the..."

"For heaven's sake, push the damn button!!"


If Miles O'Brien and Timothy McGee were given morphing powers, would they be able to save the world from a yeerk invasion?

"Uhm... what are those?"

"I've no idea. I've seen Jem'Hadar less scary than those!"

"Jem- what? And what's happening to your... everything?!"

"Christ! What about you?!"

"ARGH! Wait, ok, let's just stay calm and maybe I can look something up on the internet about this... condition and those... things."

"Just hurry! I sure hope my wife doesn't see me like this..."

"Oh no... no connection."

"Hey, I'm an engineer, lemme see if I can fix it... damn! These paws are useless!"

"Typing with my tongue wasn't exactly easy, you know!"

"Well if you're so smart, why don't you just come over here and-"

*yeerks take over Earth*


If Abby Sciuto and Leeroy Jethro Gibbs were to become evil henchmen, what would drive them to it?

"This is SO cool! Secret missions! Big guns! The mysteries!"

"Would ya give it a rest, Abs? We've got a job to do! We didn't sign up for the fun!"

"Speak for yourself! It's not like I need the money when I've got my lab."

"You don't have your lab. It was burnt to the ground, remember?"

"Right... but that's what I mean, I need cheering up!"

"By shooting people, Abs?"

"They destroyed my lab, Gibbs... my lab Gibbs!"

*loads gun* "Let's go."


(Phew! This was difficult as hell but LOL!! So funny!)

[mithrel.livejournal.com]

*falls on floor* These were awesome!

[taricalmcacil.livejournal.com]

I must say, I believe the last two were my favorites. Thank you!

[mithrel.livejournal.com]

Two and seven find out three got eight pregnant. What's their reaction?

[lady-drace.livejournal.com]

Prince Arthur and Data find out Kilgarrah (AKA. The Slash Dragon) got Miles O'Brien pregnant. What's their reaction?

"It's magic. What else could it be?!"

"According to all available research, it shouldn't be possible. So in this situation, I shall have to refer to the great detective, Sherlock Holmes. 'when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth'"

"So what you're saying is, I'm magically pregnant??? And that a bloody dragon is the father?!

"That does seems to be the case."

"How the hell is that even possible???"

"Don't worry, I know JUST who to ask about it... MERLIN!!!"

[mithrel.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!

[dark-sinestra.livejournal.com]

1, 3, and 11 will each win a large sum of money if the three of them can agree on a charity to support. Will they come to an agreement, or would one or more hold out to spite the others?

10 and 14 have been fandom swapped (if not from the same fandom.) How will they react, and how will others react to them?

9 has been gender swapped. Cool or OMG, kill it with fire?!

[lady-drace.livejournal.com]

Merlin, Kilgarrah (AKA. The Slash Dragon), and Gibbs will each win a large sum of money if the three of them can agree on a charity to support. Will they come to an agreement, or would one or more hold out to spite the others?

"I think we should give something to the poor. What do you think, Gibbs?"

"Whatever you say, wizard."

"That's warlock. But never mind. We agree to give to the poor. Kilgarrah? Do you agree?"

"It is not my concern whether a few humans live or die. All I care about, is making sure that destiny is fulfilled."

"Fine, then I'll kill Arthur when we get back, if you don't agree!"

"You would throw away the future of the entire kingdom and the for a few hungry people?!"

"That's right."

*Kilgarrah glares at Gibbs, who simply shrugs*

"Very well. The poor."

"That's settled then!"


Toad and Ziva have been fandom swapped (if not from the same fandom.) How will they react, and how will others react to them?


"What is wrong with everyone?! That boy over there just turned to ice and a girl just fell through the floor!"

"Miss David, can I please ask you to put your gun down? There has obviously been some sort of mistake."

"I am keeping my gun on you, until you explain how you just said that without moving your lips! And do not think I will accept ventrilloquest as an answer!"

*Xavier groans*

(Meanwhile at NCIS...)

"What's that smell? Cheese in your lunch again, probie?"

"Aw, man, this place ROCKS!"

"Uh, Tony? What is that... thing doing on Ziva's desk?"

"Hey, who're you callin' thing?! I ain't The Fantastic Four, dawg!"

"No, I'm pretty sure they smelled better than you, scruffy! And how old are you, anyway?"

"Old enough to ask if I need a laywer! Lemme go, or face the powah of The TOAD!"

"The who?"

*slime-attack*

"Probie... let him go. Ew."


Nightcrawler has been gender swapped. Cool or OMG, kill it with fire?!

"Kitty! You have to help me!"

*sigh* Did you, like, fiddle with your inducer again?"

"No! I am not even vearing it! I have... girl parts!!!

*Shocked silence* *hysterical laughter*

"It's not funny, Kitty!!"

"Just wait until I tell the others!!"

"NOOOOOO!!!"

[dark-sinestra.livejournal.com]

LOL Poor Nightcrawler. He'd be a cute girly girl, though. And Toad had me rolling. Awesome.

[blossommorphine.livejournal.com]

Isn't this meme so much fun? :D

If 4 and 15 had to fight a horde of zombies, would they be able to cooperate and survive?

7 and 12 are getting married. What does 1 think about this?

9 and 6 are trying to buy a present for 2: what is it and does 2 like it?

♥

[lady-drace.livejournal.com]

This is amazingly fun! I think I could do this forever!

Let's see now...

If King Uther and Abby Scuito had to fight a horde of zombies, would they be able to cooperate and survive?

"Are you quite sure you're not a sorceress?"

"For the umpteenth time, yes! Watch out, there's another one coming!"

*Hurling acid at zombie*

"Because if I find out that you've been using magic to beat these creatures, you will feel my wrath!"

"Fine, whatever! But for now, could you point your wrath at the undead abominations about to eat our brains?!"

*Draws sword*

"Very well. For Camelot!"

"For Gibbs!"


Data and Anthony DiNozzo are getting married. What does Merlin think about this?

"You must be bloody insane!"

"Oh that's rich, coming from the guy who is still mooning over the asshole he works for."

"I do not moon!!"

"Oh that's right, because someone as experienced and mature as you would never ever moon over prince charming. Do I really need to remind you that your show still calls you 'a young boy' in the opening credits?"

"... that was a low blow, Tony."

"Yes well, all is fair in love and war."

"I guess I'll have to wish you two happiness... if I could. But that would be difficult, seeing as you're marrying a... thing with no emotions!"

"That's what emotion chips are for! Besides, haven't you seen the Short Circuit movies? Robots can SO have feelings!"

*Groan*


Nightcrawler and Julian Bashir are trying to buy a present for Prince Arthur: what is it and does Arthur like it?

"What do you get for a prince? Doesn't he already have anything he wants?"

"In my country, ve usually just give money to people like zat. But he is rich too, I suppose... ve are fucked."

"Not neccessarily... the problem with great power, is that you must carry it alone. So... what we need to find him is some company! Some... pleasant company, if you know what I mean."

"I'm... not sure I do... and even if I did, it vould be against my religion to give a gift like zat."

"Hmm. Alright, what if I promise that the company is willing and not bought or in any way coerced?"

"I... guess zat vould be okay."

(A few days later)

Dear Jules and Kurt.

Thank you so much for your lovely surprise. It was much appreciated.

Merlin is a gorgeous figure of a man, a god between the sheets, an excellent manservant and the most powerful warlock the world has ever seen!

Not to mention 'a filthy sneak'! Don't write my letters, Merlin!!

But in any case... thank you! It was my most memorable birthday so far!

Best,

Arthur, Crown Prince.