Reading porn... or not.
Mar. 5th, 2009 11:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ladydraceOk, some things should just not be allowed in sex scenes. The word bollocks for one. Unless it's in context of "bollocks! The condom broke!" I don't wanna hear it! Also... piss slit? Erk... did the word 'piss' really have to be there? It's a multi-purpose orifice after all...
Just for the record! There is nothing wrong with these words... in the right context! If we're talking brawny cockney sailors with a fetish for extreme dirty talk, then fine! Then go ahead! Scream all you want about porking the pooper or stuffing arse or screwing bum.
Maybe I'm just being picky, but really... Julian Bashir's testicles should NOT be referred to as 'hairy bollocks'! *mumble grumble*
Maybe I'll just go finish my porn stories and show the world how I want it done.
Just for the record! There is nothing wrong with these words... in the right context! If we're talking brawny cockney sailors with a fetish for extreme dirty talk, then fine! Then go ahead! Scream all you want about porking the pooper or stuffing arse or screwing bum.
Maybe I'm just being picky, but really... Julian Bashir's testicles should NOT be referred to as 'hairy bollocks'! *mumble grumble*
Maybe I'll just go finish my porn stories and show the world how I want it done.
