Nothing like a few penis facts to make me giggle.

[ladydrace]

Myth: People can tell whether you masturbate by how your penis looks.

 

Masturbation does not change the appearance of your penis. (It does tend to cause an erection, but that usually goes away when you're finished.)

Grabbed from http://www.jackinworld.com/resources/myths-facts/people-can-tell-whether-you-masturbate-how-your-penis-looks

I laughed. Oh, pervy mind, how I love you.

Also, I still don't have a masturbation icon. That's not right...

Comments

[lonespark.livejournal.com]

Penis, penis, penis!

I really look forward to the day when I won't be required to perform penis inspections on Kid Sparky to make sure he's washing it well enough. I think that's years in the future, though.

[silkmoth101.livejournal.com]

That is... wise. I never knew that. *breaks down*

Yeah, but at least you have an orgasm icon. :D

[mrs-picard.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, though - there ARE people who actually BELIEVE these myths???? lol

[mithrel.livejournal.com]

BEST. ONE-LINER. EVAR!!!!!

[inne-ic.livejournal.com]

He he he he. Tak for et godt grin!!