Reading porn... or not.

[ladydrace]

Ok, some things should just not be allowed in sex scenes. The word bollocks for one. Unless it's in context of "bollocks! The condom broke!" I don't wanna hear it! Also... piss slit? Erk... did the word 'piss' really have to be there? It's a multi-purpose orifice after all...

Just for the record! There is nothing wrong with these words... in the right context! If we're talking brawny cockney sailors with a fetish for extreme dirty talk, then fine! Then go ahead! Scream all you want about porking the pooper or stuffing arse or screwing bum.

Maybe I'm just being picky, but really... Julian Bashir's testicles should NOT be referred to as 'hairy bollocks'! *mumble grumble*

Maybe I'll just go finish my porn stories and show the world how I want it done.

Comments

[prelocandkanar.livejournal.com]

I'd never actually heard the term "bollocks" used except in a figurative way, i.e., as an expletive. And I totally agree with you; "hairy bollocks"?? About our Julian?
Pull-eeze! tut-tut.

You show 'em how it's done!

... "porking the pooper"?? Did they use that, too, or did that one spring from your fertile imagination?

I'm clearly naive and sheltered, here.

[mrs-picard.livejournal.com]

*loooooool*

I see your point, though. ;)

[xiilnek.livejournal.com]

That's fantastic. :D Probably someone trying to sound English (or whatever Bashir's accent is).

[genclay.livejournal.com]

Ya know, I think I read that to. It really just dosen't work.

But then people have strange tastes, I'm really not one to talk :P

[bibsy-bebs.livejournal.com]

LOL!!

They made Garak say bollocks?

What utter fools =\