Reading porn... or not.

[ladydrace]

Ok, some things should just not be allowed in sex scenes. The word bollocks for one. Unless it's in context of "bollocks! The condom broke!" I don't wanna hear it! Also... piss slit? Erk... did the word 'piss' really have to be there? It's a multi-purpose orifice after all...

Just for the record! There is nothing wrong with these words... in the right context! If we're talking brawny cockney sailors with a fetish for extreme dirty talk, then fine! Then go ahead! Scream all you want about porking the pooper or stuffing arse or screwing bum.

Maybe I'm just being picky, but really... Julian Bashir's testicles should NOT be referred to as 'hairy bollocks'! *mumble grumble*

Maybe I'll just go finish my porn stories and show the world how I want it done.

Comments

[genclay.livejournal.com]

Ya know, I think I read that to. It really just dosen't work.

But then people have strange tastes, I'm really not one to talk :P

[lady-drace.livejournal.com]

Hey, I can be as kinky as the next person, I'm sure... but at least I keep my filthy talk in the porn fics where it belongs. If you're telling a fluffy romantic story, you gotta stick with it and not veer into filth so fast it makes the reader's head spin... not to mention turn me off like a light bulb...

[prelocandkanar.livejournal.com]

Wait... Julian's "hairy bollocks" popped out (sorry) in the middle of a *fluffy, romantic" fic?? And from *Garak*'s POV??? Talk about tone deaf.

[lady-drace.livejournal.com]

Uh huh... Still trying to save my burnt out retinas...